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ANONYMOUS JONES'
AUSTRALIAN EMIGRATION NEWSLETTER #16
WHAT DOES A SCOTSMAN WEAR UNDER HIS KILT?
'Tis a moot point, since all Scotsmen are different,
and who cares, anyway? Remember, we are here to discuss
emigration, not indulge in pointless speculation.
Actually, it's pretty tough to find anything attractive
about Scotland as an emigration target unless you happen
to be a manufacturer of insulated raingear, or golf clubs.
Despite contentions to the contrary by the Dutch, golf
almost certainly originated in Scotland. There are areas
of the countryside that consist of nothing but enormous
sand traps spaced out among water hazards with heavy rough
in between. Being a frugal society, the Scots are likely
to populate their "real" golf courses with sheep, which
not only mow the grass, but also provide clothing and
sustenance for the golfers. Of course if your first drive
off the tee ends up in a sheep, it can really slow down your
game. So take it from us - emigrate to Australia instead.
(C) 1985 by Anonymous Jones. All comments are welcome. Leave
them in the <C>omments Message Base addressed to ANONYMOUS JONES.